rosefox: A comic of a man holding a baby and looking stunned. (baby-wtf)
Rose Fox ([personal profile] rosefox) wrote2016-07-04 08:27 pm

"When is a door not a door?"

There's a closet in Kit's room that we use for storing winter coats and things. They've never seen it open. Today X was holding them and opened the closet.

Kit: 😮

They spent the next several minutes looking around the room like "What the fuck ELSE is a door? Are there magic portals just fucking everywhere? Have you been keeping this from me this entire time?"

They looked at the ceiling. "Is THAT a door?"

X, helpfully: "Well, actually that part there slides open so you can get to the attic--"

Kit: 😮

R: "STOP TRAUMATIZING THE BABY."

J comes in. We explain what happened. Kit is still looking around, astonished and suspicious.

J: "Aw, they're looking at the ceiling wondering if there's a door there too. Actually, there is the entrance to the attic--"

R and X: "STOP TRAUMATIZING THE BABY."

Kit: 😮

Many things about fairy tales, Narnia, and the TARDIS suddenly become clear.
ironed_orchid: pin up girl reading kant (Default)

[personal profile] ironed_orchid 2016-07-05 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Baby!

This is delightful, and I hope Kit isn't too traumatized.

[identity profile] ethelmay.livejournal.com 2016-07-06 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can't see the gif, but I can guess the sort of thing.

[identity profile] browngirl.livejournal.com 2016-07-05 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
This is so cute I could explode.

[identity profile] mevennen.livejournal.com 2016-07-05 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
This may be helpful:

http://www.theonion.com/article/investigators-first-48-hours-most-critical-locatin-53174

(Investigators: First 48 Hours Most Critical In Locating Missing Children Who Entered Portal To Fantastical World)

[identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com 2016-07-05 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
coincidentally, i just started reading every heart a doorway

[identity profile] hitchhiker.livejournal.com 2016-07-05 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
hah :)

[identity profile] sashajwolf.livejournal.com 2016-07-05 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha. Our dog's reaction when she finally figured out how to climb our stairs was similar :-D

[identity profile] thekumquat.livejournal.com 2016-07-06 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the most fun our boys ever had on holiday was when they were 24 and 20 months, stairs and doors were still entertaining, and they spent a week in our 3-storey holiday cottage climbing in and out of different cupboards! The 'peekaboo' stage goes on for years.

Actually even now when the kids have friends over, I know i will find them all in the long, crawl-height only cupboards in the loft, every time.